1 00:00:00,649 --> 00:00:15,567 [ 480p | 720p | 1080p Movies Download | Mkvking.net ] 1 00:00:27,793 --> 00:00:31,418 Four Times That Night 2 00:03:53,418 --> 00:03:58,751 His name is Coolie Nose. Come here, Coolie. 3 00:03:58,751 --> 00:04:01,209 Coolie, let me get a look at you. 4 00:04:01,876 --> 00:04:06,209 Do you like him? He's a miniature poodle. I take him with me everywhere. 5 00:04:06,209 --> 00:04:07,751 Men love him. 6 00:04:09,584 --> 00:04:11,918 See? I don't know what they see in him. 7 00:04:12,876 --> 00:04:17,793 Hey, I almost swerved off the road. You almost gave me a heart attack. 8 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,043 What are you doing? Are you leaving? 9 00:04:24,584 --> 00:04:27,168 You know, you have a really nice dog. 10 00:04:29,084 --> 00:04:32,501 Me, talk to men with nice hair and sports cars? Never! 11 00:04:32,501 --> 00:04:36,209 As virginal as my mother wants me to be, and immune to the weakness of the flesh, 12 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,626 just like the nuns taught me, I incinerate my pursuer 13 00:04:39,626 --> 00:04:44,209 and humiliate him and his stupid Super Sprint, 2.35 million lire plus tax. 14 00:04:45,126 --> 00:04:48,001 From behind the branches, I can steal a glance. 15 00:04:48,001 --> 00:04:49,959 It's so easy to be mistaken. 16 00:04:49,959 --> 00:04:54,001 It's not a Super Sprint, but a Spider Deluxe, 3.23 million. 17 00:04:54,793 --> 00:04:55,876 But who cares? 18 00:04:58,876 --> 00:05:03,043 What if he's not a playboy, but an ex-orphan from a monastery, 19 00:05:03,043 --> 00:05:07,709 who is fascinated not by my Coolie, but by my many spiritual virtues? 20 00:05:21,918 --> 00:05:26,043 Whether he's an ex-orphan or not, the devil might drive a sports car. 21 00:05:26,043 --> 00:05:29,626 Do you want to make me yours, devil? I shall escape and hide in the park. 22 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,376 Shh, Coolie, stop barking. 23 00:06:22,084 --> 00:06:25,834 Stay here! You don't want the devil to catch you. 24 00:06:28,334 --> 00:06:29,668 Stop barking. 25 00:06:37,501 --> 00:06:41,501 - Do something! Call the dog catchers. - Don't worry. I'll protect you. 26 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:42,793 Did you hurt yourself? 27 00:06:45,584 --> 00:06:50,918 - I broke my tailbone. - No way. I think your tail is intact. 28 00:06:50,918 --> 00:06:52,959 - Are you not Balthazar? - Baltha-who? 29 00:06:52,959 --> 00:06:55,834 - Balthazar, the arch demon. - You have me confused with my uncle. 30 00:06:55,834 --> 00:06:58,418 - Your uncle is an arch demon? - An archbishop. 31 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,834 But his name is Balthazar. 32 00:06:59,834 --> 00:07:03,293 And with an archbishop for an uncle, you go around seducing women? 33 00:07:03,293 --> 00:07:05,793 Someone has to raise the family average. 34 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:11,251 You're a third-rate seducer, lacking intelligence or any other attribute. 35 00:07:11,251 --> 00:07:15,626 - Me? It sounds as if you don't like me. - It seems that way. 36 00:07:15,626 --> 00:07:17,751 - What if I take offense? - We might argue. 37 00:07:17,751 --> 00:07:20,376 Before we're even introduced? What's your name? 38 00:07:20,376 --> 00:07:21,251 - Tina. - Great. 39 00:07:22,418 --> 00:07:25,043 My name is Gianni Prada. I have a date with Tina. 40 00:07:25,043 --> 00:07:27,751 I know. Tina tells me everything. I'm her mother. 41 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:29,501 - Please, come in. - Thank you. 42 00:07:30,834 --> 00:07:32,834 Gianni Prada, are you related to Gianni Morandi? 43 00:07:32,834 --> 00:07:35,168 - No. - No? That's a shame. 44 00:07:35,168 --> 00:07:39,251 Speaking of shame, let's talk about Tina. Would you like some coffee? 45 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:41,209 - No, thank you. - Some tea, perhaps? 46 00:07:41,209 --> 00:07:44,584 No, no. You were saying, about Tina? 47 00:07:44,584 --> 00:07:48,209 - We are not alone. - Of course not, the dog is here. 48 00:07:48,209 --> 00:07:51,043 No, I'm referring to our conscience. Please, sit down. 49 00:07:51,043 --> 00:07:54,376 All right. You know, I too believe in the importance of spiritual values. 50 00:07:54,376 --> 00:07:56,376 - I'm glad to hear it. - Of course, ma'am. 51 00:07:56,918 --> 00:07:59,334 - My daughter is very proper. - So am I. 52 00:07:59,334 --> 00:08:03,918 There's proper and then there's proper. Tina is young and naïve. 53 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:06,334 - You may be more experienced. - Don't worry. 54 00:08:06,334 --> 00:08:09,501 - An experienced man can have a heart. - Really? 55 00:08:09,501 --> 00:08:11,043 - I swear it. - Thank you. 56 00:08:11,043 --> 00:08:14,793 - Did you know that I was a Cub Scout? - Yours must be such an exciting life. 57 00:08:14,793 --> 00:08:17,626 - What? - A Cub Scout, an experienced man. 58 00:08:17,626 --> 00:08:20,501 - What will tomorrow bring? - Nothing, it's Sunday. 59 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:24,001 Blessed are those who on Sunday remember Friday. 60 00:08:24,001 --> 00:08:26,501 Here I am. I'm ready. 61 00:08:26,501 --> 00:08:29,459 - Wow, what a stunning dress. - Thank you. 62 00:08:29,459 --> 00:08:30,709 - How do I look? - Very well. 63 00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:33,209 You know, it's one of a kind. It's very expensive. 64 00:08:33,209 --> 00:08:36,626 - Really? - Turn around, Tina. Let me see it. 65 00:08:36,626 --> 00:08:38,668 It's short, but they didn't have any larger sizes. 66 00:08:38,668 --> 00:08:39,876 - Do you like it? - Very much. 67 00:08:39,876 --> 00:08:42,376 - Let's go, then. - You're going out? 68 00:09:36,584 --> 00:09:40,001 The monks were right when they taught us that the flesh is weak. 69 00:09:40,001 --> 00:09:42,584 - My feet are already aching. - You too had a religious education? 70 00:09:42,584 --> 00:09:45,293 - I studied under the nuns. - And you move like that? 71 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:49,918 - They don't make nuns like they used to. - Why not? My heart is pure. 72 00:09:49,918 --> 00:09:51,334 I wasn't referring to your heart. 73 00:10:02,751 --> 00:10:05,751 - It's late. - Everyone else is still dancing. 74 00:10:05,751 --> 00:10:07,293 - Please, let's go. - But why? 75 00:10:07,293 --> 00:10:10,209 - Seriously, it's very late. - Well, all right. 76 00:10:16,668 --> 00:10:18,959 The band isn't bad. A bit too loud. 77 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:21,668 - Hi, Gianni. - Hi. 78 00:10:21,668 --> 00:10:25,376 - Will you have a drink? - No, I have to take her home. 79 00:10:25,376 --> 00:10:27,834 Allow me to introduce Duccio, Lorenzo and Pino. 80 00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:29,459 - Nice to meet you. - How do you do? 81 00:10:29,459 --> 00:10:32,084 - Are you going to leave us all alone? - I'm sorry, but it's late. 82 00:10:32,084 --> 00:10:35,418 - Good night. I'm sorry. - That's all right. See you later. 83 00:10:35,418 --> 00:10:37,876 - We'll be here. - As usual. 84 00:10:37,876 --> 00:10:41,584 - Damn. I don't know where he finds them. - But I know where he takes them. 85 00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:24,043 Tina! It's 3:30. Do you know that? It's almost tomorrow morning. 86 00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:26,459 - Stop it. - Tina, explain yourself. 87 00:11:27,043 --> 00:11:30,834 Did you miss the bus, perhaps? I'm an understanding mother. 88 00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:34,459 Your dress! That splendid one of a kind that cost a fortune! 89 00:11:34,459 --> 00:11:37,584 What do you think? That your mother's small pension and annuity... 90 00:11:37,584 --> 00:11:41,334 Mother, Mother, Mother! All you worry about is money. 91 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:44,293 You don't care about my purity. You only care about the dress. 92 00:11:44,293 --> 00:11:46,834 - Dear, people can see the dress. - Do you know how it got ripped? 93 00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:47,793 - A nail? - No. 94 00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:49,709 - Did it get stuck on a doorknob? - No. 95 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,584 - Gianni ripped it. - Are you crazy? 96 00:11:51,584 --> 00:11:53,876 He ripped it while he was trying to make me his. 97 00:11:53,876 --> 00:11:59,293 - Oh, dear! On the bus? - No, he has a fabulous Spider Deluxe. 98 00:11:59,293 --> 00:12:02,668 - So? - When we left the club, 99 00:12:02,668 --> 00:12:07,168 - I thought he was going to take me home. - What is a Spider Deluxe? 100 00:12:07,168 --> 00:12:11,001 - It's a car, Mother. - I thought it was hair gel. 101 00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:14,001 - So, what happened? - Nothing. I was so trusting. 102 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:18,834 I was admiring his profile, which looked nothing like the devil. 103 00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,876 I even allowed him to call me by my first name. 104 00:12:20,876 --> 00:12:22,793 Your first name? How reckless. 105 00:12:25,668 --> 00:12:30,001 - Suddenly, he stopped in front of a gate. - A gate? How exciting. 106 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,543 - Why did you stop here? - I live here. 107 00:12:35,918 --> 00:12:38,334 But I have no intention of coming to your place. 108 00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:42,334 Why not? I'm expecting a call from Hamburg. They call every night. 109 00:12:43,626 --> 00:12:47,251 - We can have some whiskey. - I'm sorry, but I'm not coming. 110 00:12:47,251 --> 00:12:49,626 It's an important call. I'm not Dracula, you know. 111 00:12:49,626 --> 00:12:50,751 No. 112 00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:55,793 Well, if it's really so important, go in by yourself. 113 00:12:57,709 --> 00:12:58,668 As you wish. 114 00:13:07,626 --> 00:13:10,584 Damn. The lock is jammed, as usual. 115 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,793 I hope the doorman is in. 116 00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:21,126 - He must be out. - At this hour? 117 00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:23,376 I'd love you to meet him. He's very eccentric. 118 00:13:23,376 --> 00:13:25,751 - He's interested in sexual activity. - In what? 119 00:13:25,751 --> 00:13:28,293 Sexual activity. But not his own, other people's. 120 00:13:28,293 --> 00:13:30,209 You know the type. He prowls the rooftops at night. 121 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:33,834 - What is he, a cat? - No, he's a regular peeping Tom. 122 00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:36,334 In any case, he's not in. Let me try the key again. 123 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:38,959 Look, I got it open. 124 00:13:41,251 --> 00:13:43,709 I don't like leaving you outside so late. 125 00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:46,584 - At least come into the garden. - All right, thank you. 126 00:13:52,293 --> 00:13:53,709 After you. 127 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,376 Okay, I'll wait here. 128 00:13:58,376 --> 00:14:01,876 - My apartment is number 12. - All right. 129 00:14:47,084 --> 00:14:49,959 Giorgio, I've never met a man more gullible than you. 130 00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:52,626 - So you went with a woman? - Darling, how could I have known? 131 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,834 - She was dressed like a man. - Why was she dressed like a man? 132 00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:57,793 - She was looking for a woman. - Look, the gate is open. 133 00:14:57,793 --> 00:15:01,668 - You're right. - This cross-dressing fad is confusing. 134 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:05,293 - Indeed. - Once, with Franca, I dressed up as a man. 135 00:15:05,293 --> 00:15:08,084 We ran into her husband, and he punched me in the nose. 136 00:15:08,084 --> 00:15:09,501 What a brute! 137 00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:14,834 Giorgio, my heart tells me that she really is a woman. 138 00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:16,168 Poor thing. 139 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:20,876 - She's a gift from Santa Claus. - I think she escaped from a raid. 140 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:21,918 Shush. 141 00:15:23,876 --> 00:15:26,043 What's wrong, Snow White? Did you get lost in the forest? 142 00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:29,751 - I'm waiting for someone. - A man. 143 00:15:30,376 --> 00:15:33,334 A pretty girl like you shouldn't wait. Would you like to come with us? 144 00:15:33,334 --> 00:15:36,376 - You're not afraid of me, are you? - No, of course not. 145 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:41,751 - Are you afraid of me, then? - No, but I have to wait for Gianni. 146 00:15:41,751 --> 00:15:46,334 - Gianni, that dreadful man in number 12. - Too bad. Good-bye, Snow White. 147 00:15:46,334 --> 00:15:47,918 You don't know what you're missing. 148 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,168 You know, dear, we must do something about these perverts. 149 00:15:54,168 --> 00:15:56,834 If men start going with women, what are we going to do? 150 00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:59,626 We'll be television producers, as usual. 151 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:03,834 - I'm just in a bad mood tonight. - No, it's just that you bombed tonight. 152 00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:06,959 - It may be good for us to get some rest. - Sure, why not? 153 00:16:44,543 --> 00:16:47,876 Hello? Hello, Hamburg? The line went dead. 154 00:16:56,793 --> 00:17:00,459 Damn it, not again. Miss, I was speaking to Hamburg. 155 00:17:00,459 --> 00:17:02,584 Oh, thank you. Hello? 156 00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:12,168 Hi, Giorgio. 157 00:17:12,168 --> 00:17:14,584 Well? Did you sign? 158 00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:21,876 Great. Of course. 159 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,251 I'll send you 30 million. 160 00:17:27,918 --> 00:17:31,001 Welcome to my lair. It's nice, isn't it? 161 00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:34,084 - I got scared waiting downstairs. - Of course. 162 00:17:34,918 --> 00:17:36,918 Come in. We'll have a drink, and I'll take you home. 163 00:17:36,918 --> 00:17:39,626 But I... No, don't close the door. 164 00:17:40,209 --> 00:17:43,251 Hey, now you're hurting my feelings. Who do you take me for? 165 00:17:44,251 --> 00:17:49,001 Come. Two fingers of whiskey, a smile, and we'll rekindle our friendship. 166 00:17:50,668 --> 00:17:54,584 Sit on the swing. There's nothing better to calm your frazzled nerves. 167 00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:00,668 Go on, drink. I didn't slip you anything. On Dracula's honor. 168 00:18:02,459 --> 00:18:04,709 - I'd like to go. - What? Oh. 169 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:08,043 Okay, I'll put on a sweater, it's gotten chilly. 170 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:12,334 I'll just be a minute. Meanwhile, look around the orc's lair. 171 00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:17,001 - Gianni, I'm sorry. - What for, Rosebud? You're so funny. 172 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:41,418 I can't get it open. You locked it! 173 00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:50,418 Gianni. Gianni, I beg you. Gianni, what do you want to do? 174 00:18:51,043 --> 00:18:54,668 - Guess. - I don't... If you're a gentleman, 175 00:18:54,668 --> 00:18:56,751 you'll give me the key, and you'll let me leave. 176 00:18:56,751 --> 00:19:01,126 Unfortunately, I'm not a gentleman. I'm a wild man with overactive hormones. 177 00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:04,834 Come here, Miss Innocence. I'll teach you a new game. 178 00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:07,001 - No! - How can you be a virgin, at your age? 179 00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:10,168 - Let me go, or I'll scream. - Go ahead. No one can hear you. 180 00:19:10,168 --> 00:19:13,168 No, my mother doesn't want me to. I'm saving myself. 181 00:19:13,168 --> 00:19:17,043 Go ahead and try to save yourself. Meanwhile, I'll try to stop you. 182 00:19:17,043 --> 00:19:19,001 - No. - Get ready. We're about to start. 183 00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:21,501 - No, I don't want to. - But I do. 184 00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,834 - Hold still. - No! 185 00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:26,751 - Let me go. - Hold still, angel. 186 00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:29,876 The more you squirm, the wilder this stallion gets. 187 00:19:32,501 --> 00:19:36,834 Don't you like this game, turtle dove? Can't you feel the hormones sizzling? 188 00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,876 - Hold still! - No! 189 00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:40,959 Hold still, darling. 190 00:19:51,543 --> 00:19:56,043 - Can't you fight a little harder? - If that's what you want. 191 00:19:58,001 --> 00:19:59,959 You'll pay for that. 192 00:20:01,626 --> 00:20:03,209 I'm going to disinfect it. 193 00:20:03,209 --> 00:20:06,793 When I get back, Miss Purity, you'll have to beg for forgiveness. 194 00:20:07,501 --> 00:20:09,918 It won't be easy. I'm going to be very demanding. 195 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,793 You thought I was the devil, right, sister? 196 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,501 Well, pretty soon you'll be sure of it. 197 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,084 That's when I stopped being afraid. 198 00:20:54,084 --> 00:20:57,543 If he was the devil, well, he wasn't going to get the best of me. 199 00:20:57,543 --> 00:20:59,709 Was he the devil? Well, he was out of luck. 200 00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:02,251 I felt strong, pure, and invincible. 201 00:21:02,251 --> 00:21:03,584 - Like Joan of Arc, you know? - No. 202 00:21:05,126 --> 00:21:08,168 - Doesn't the devil have horns? - Yes, but you can't see them. 203 00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:10,126 That's right. I couldn't see your father's horns, either. 204 00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,626 Let's start over. 205 00:21:14,459 --> 00:21:16,751 Where are you? Tina! 206 00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:21,584 Down with the devil, hurray for the archangel Gabriel! 207 00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:25,293 - Have you gone mad? - Be gone, demon! Be gone! 208 00:21:25,293 --> 00:21:28,334 - I'll defend my purity. - Oh, yeah? Then you don't get it. 209 00:21:28,334 --> 00:21:31,001 Be gone. I'm strong and invincible. 210 00:21:31,001 --> 00:21:33,918 - And I'm fed up. - You won't have me. 211 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,084 Is that what you think? 212 00:21:36,209 --> 00:21:39,876 Do you still believe that? You'll behave now, won't you? 213 00:21:39,876 --> 00:21:42,251 - No! - I say you will. 214 00:21:42,251 --> 00:21:44,584 - No, leave me alone! - Come on, get up. 215 00:21:44,584 --> 00:21:47,584 - For these things, you need a couch. - No! 216 00:21:49,126 --> 00:21:52,543 Stop! Where are you going, Snow White? 217 00:21:52,543 --> 00:21:54,626 Hey, were your nuns for real? 218 00:21:55,376 --> 00:21:59,043 - Pure, invincible, and locked in. - Tina, open the door. 219 00:21:59,043 --> 00:22:01,334 - Go to hell, devil. - I said, open the door! 220 00:22:02,626 --> 00:22:05,501 Watch it, Miss Pious, I'm getting angry. 221 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,668 There. Does that make you angry? 222 00:22:09,668 --> 00:22:12,293 Good. A devil in anger poses no danger. 223 00:22:13,126 --> 00:22:14,751 Does that make you even angrier? 224 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,793 If a virgin is behind a locked door, the devil can't hurt her anymore. 225 00:22:19,293 --> 00:22:25,334 Tina! Listen to me, Sister Sweetness. Open the damn door! 226 00:22:26,126 --> 00:22:29,043 If you don't open up right now, I'll break the door down! 227 00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:32,168 - Open up! - Just a minute. Let me think about it. 228 00:22:34,043 --> 00:22:37,793 Your father was the same. Always in the bathroom for hours. 229 00:22:37,793 --> 00:22:40,751 - Was the devil outside? - No, just me, but it was annoying. 230 00:22:40,751 --> 00:22:42,376 - What does that have to do with anything? - I was just saying. 231 00:22:43,918 --> 00:22:49,959 - Imagine, I was Satan's prisoner. - I would have left. 232 00:22:49,959 --> 00:22:55,334 How could I escape? I needed a key so I could open the front door. 233 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,918 - Did you find it? - In his pants pocket. 234 00:22:56,918 --> 00:23:00,459 - You took the devil's pants off? - He'd left them hanging in the bathroom. 235 00:23:00,459 --> 00:23:02,959 - I'm scared. - Why? I may be a bit excitable. 236 00:23:02,959 --> 00:23:06,543 I may have a temper, as well, but I have a kind heart. 237 00:23:06,543 --> 00:23:10,501 I was wrong. That's all. Come on. Open the door. 238 00:23:10,501 --> 00:23:14,334 I'll be an angel, I swear it. You know something? I feel bad. 239 00:23:14,334 --> 00:23:17,959 Damn it! Open the door, and I'll apologize. 240 00:23:17,959 --> 00:23:21,709 Anyone can make a mistake, right? Open the door and I'll take you home. 241 00:23:21,709 --> 00:23:26,543 I give you my word as a gentleman. Tina! I said that if you open up... 242 00:23:26,543 --> 00:23:29,251 - Did you hear me? - Yes, I heard you. 243 00:23:30,084 --> 00:23:31,709 I unlocked it. 244 00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:45,251 Tina, my turtledove, the night is ours. Where are you? Tina, let me out! 245 00:23:45,251 --> 00:23:49,834 He was screaming bloody murder, the poor devil. But he could go to hell. 246 00:23:49,834 --> 00:23:53,126 Victory. I hadn't lost my purity. No, I had forgotten my shoes. 247 00:23:53,126 --> 00:23:56,251 My dress was ripped, but who cares about a dress? 248 00:23:56,251 --> 00:23:59,126 - Too bad, it was one of a kind. - Shall we call the police? 249 00:23:59,126 --> 00:24:02,668 And what would I say? That the devil tried to rape me in his apartment? 250 00:24:02,668 --> 00:24:05,001 Hard to convince a cop, I guess. 251 00:24:05,001 --> 00:24:07,376 Wait, let's call Don Pino, our priest. 252 00:24:07,376 --> 00:24:12,668 No, please. He would have to exorcise me in church on Sunday morning. 253 00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:15,168 Can you imagine? All eyes would be on me. 254 00:24:15,168 --> 00:24:19,543 Besides, don't you worry. The devil won't easily forget tonight. 255 00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:23,834 Sure, we all have our kinks, but making love to a cat... 256 00:24:23,834 --> 00:24:26,001 - A cat? - Very funny. But my lips are sealed. 257 00:24:26,626 --> 00:24:30,709 - What? We tell each other everything. - First of all, why was she unwilling? 258 00:24:30,709 --> 00:24:33,126 - Who said she was unwilling? - Then why did she scratch you? 259 00:24:34,459 --> 00:24:36,418 - Well... - Let's hear it. 260 00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:42,959 I'm shy. If a girl looks at me, I blush. But sometimes, with a real looker, 261 00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,668 - I turn into a lothario. - Who, you? 262 00:24:44,668 --> 00:24:47,626 That's right, me. Anyway, this morning, in the park, 263 00:24:47,626 --> 00:24:51,834 I found myself pulling over in front of... something. 264 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:57,751 I'm shy. What would I do if there weren't girls like this one? 265 00:24:57,751 --> 00:25:02,418 She was a tease, a cat, a sex goddess. Every glance was an invitation. 266 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:03,501 And I fell for it. 267 00:25:07,126 --> 00:25:08,543 You know the type of woman I mean? 268 00:25:08,543 --> 00:25:11,668 She would stop, wait for me to stop, and then start walking again. 269 00:25:11,668 --> 00:25:13,376 With those endlessly long legs, 270 00:25:13,376 --> 00:25:17,543 with every step she was offering me a free sample of femininity. 271 00:25:34,209 --> 00:25:37,001 What would I do if there weren't any girls like her? 272 00:25:37,751 --> 00:25:39,084 I forget about my shyness. 273 00:25:55,001 --> 00:26:01,043 Then she accepted a date for tonight, so of course I picked her up at home. 274 00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:04,334 Let me tell you, when I saw her mother, I wished I was her father. 275 00:26:04,334 --> 00:26:05,459 You should have heard her. 276 00:26:05,459 --> 00:26:08,084 I'm Gianni Prada, I have a date with Tina. 277 00:26:08,084 --> 00:26:12,543 What a dear, you're shy. I'm Tina's mother. My name is Sonia. 278 00:26:12,543 --> 00:26:16,834 Please, come in. You know what? I'm going to call you by your first name. 279 00:26:16,834 --> 00:26:19,584 - Do you mind? - I don't, but your husband might. 280 00:26:19,584 --> 00:26:24,543 What husband? Silly boy. My husband is dead, dear. I'm a widow. 281 00:26:24,543 --> 00:26:27,334 - I'm sorry. - What for? You didn't kill him. 282 00:26:27,334 --> 00:26:29,418 - Me? No, no. - Actually, he killed himself. 283 00:26:29,418 --> 00:26:31,293 Imagine, he had fallen in love, like an idiot. 284 00:26:31,293 --> 00:26:33,834 - With whom? - With me, and in fact he married me. 285 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:37,001 That's why he killed himself. Please, sit down. 286 00:26:37,001 --> 00:26:40,334 Actually, sit next to me. My poor husband would always sit here. 287 00:26:40,334 --> 00:26:43,793 - Before he killed himself, of course. - I'm sorry. I poured salt on your wound. 288 00:26:43,793 --> 00:26:45,126 - No, dear. - Well, I'm glad. 289 00:26:45,126 --> 00:26:48,084 - Are you sensitive? - No, ma'am. Well, it depends. 290 00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:51,459 Please, call me Sonia. Listen, darling, shall we have a drink? 291 00:26:51,459 --> 00:26:52,584 - What? - Some cognac? 292 00:26:52,584 --> 00:26:54,001 - Sure. - Whiskey? 293 00:26:54,001 --> 00:26:57,959 - Well, perhaps some whiskey. - Good boy. It will warm our bellies. 294 00:26:57,959 --> 00:27:00,793 - Are you cold? - Yes, in my heart. And my feet. 295 00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:02,501 - But, Tina... - I just need 15 more minutes. 296 00:27:40,584 --> 00:27:43,751 His name is Coolie, if you know what I mean. Down, down. 297 00:27:43,751 --> 00:27:48,209 Because his nose is cold. Coolie Nose. English is so embarrassing. 298 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:52,626 - There's my little girl. - Mom, don't flirt with Gianni. 299 00:27:52,626 --> 00:27:55,834 - He's so shy. - No, dear, you're wrong. 300 00:27:55,834 --> 00:27:59,084 - I was telling him about the dog. - What do you think of my dress? 301 00:27:59,084 --> 00:28:01,043 - It's marvelous. - Isn't it a bit too staid? 302 00:28:01,043 --> 00:28:04,668 - Nothing is staid, if Tina is wearing it. - Thank you. Shall we go? 303 00:28:04,668 --> 00:28:10,084 I don't... I meant... you would look good even as a deep-sea diver. 304 00:28:10,084 --> 00:28:12,293 - Thank you, Gianni. - Have a good time, children. 305 00:28:16,126 --> 00:28:20,334 - Do you like dancing? - Not really. 306 00:28:20,334 --> 00:28:24,834 - What? - I was hoping for something more exciting. 307 00:28:24,834 --> 00:28:27,501 This is a great club. The best bands play here. 308 00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:32,501 - I'm bored. - Really? 309 00:28:33,043 --> 00:28:34,793 We can go someplace else, if you like. 310 00:28:36,751 --> 00:28:41,126 Darling, why don't we go dance at your house for a couple of hours? 311 00:28:41,126 --> 00:28:44,168 - Do you like that idea? - I love it. Excuse us. 312 00:28:45,001 --> 00:28:46,001 Coming through. 313 00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:17,334 - I usually make the first move. - Why don't you, then? 314 00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:40,043 You're so sexy, with that frightened look on your face. 315 00:29:41,084 --> 00:29:44,543 - Just a second. I can't open the gate. - Hurry up. 316 00:29:44,543 --> 00:29:48,126 Damn it. It's jammed. Let's ring the doorman's bell. 317 00:29:48,126 --> 00:29:51,251 - Please, I can't wait. - Let's hope he's there. 318 00:29:55,501 --> 00:29:59,043 I'm sorry, Beppe. I'm busy. 319 00:30:00,668 --> 00:30:03,168 Woman stuff. 320 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:05,251 Okay, we'll talk tomorrow morning. 321 00:30:19,209 --> 00:30:24,209 I'm coming. What a drag. Aren't I entitled to some downtime? 322 00:30:41,751 --> 00:30:44,751 - Good evening, sir. - Thank you. The lock was jammed. 323 00:30:44,751 --> 00:30:47,626 Excuse me, dear. I'm sorry if we woke you. 324 00:30:47,626 --> 00:30:51,709 But let's get this lock fixed. Thanks again. 325 00:30:51,709 --> 00:30:56,959 I was afraid we'd never get in. Unfulfilled desire gives me a headache. 326 00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:03,668 At last, we're here. 327 00:31:05,043 --> 00:31:09,251 - Would you like a drink? - Whiskey, a double. 328 00:31:09,959 --> 00:31:11,459 - Ice? - Just a little. 329 00:31:12,876 --> 00:31:19,209 How sweet, you have a swing. What for? Do you sleep on it? 330 00:31:19,209 --> 00:31:20,793 - No. - You must have a bed, then. 331 00:31:20,793 --> 00:31:25,293 - Of course I do. - Well, that's good news. 332 00:31:25,293 --> 00:31:28,793 I love shy men. They turn me on. Please don't think less of me. 333 00:31:28,793 --> 00:31:32,084 - Who, me? - Yes. Can you see my good side? 334 00:31:32,084 --> 00:31:37,459 In full detail. I mean, yes. I mean... I'm shy and you're not. 335 00:31:37,459 --> 00:31:42,501 - It evens out, and the night is ours. - Is it? Let's not waste it on chitchat. 336 00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:46,168 Huh? Oh, I get it. You want your whiskey. 337 00:31:47,001 --> 00:31:52,251 Do you have to be so beautiful? You're really too hot for words. 338 00:31:56,293 --> 00:31:59,501 - Hurry up, Gianni. - Of course. 339 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:02,126 Forgive me for not looking at you, I might have an aneurysm. 340 00:32:30,584 --> 00:32:35,209 Tina, what are you doing with that vase? It felt like you were giving me an X-ray. 341 00:32:56,459 --> 00:33:02,668 Oh, the bed. It's not very sexy. 342 00:33:02,668 --> 00:33:06,584 - It looks like the base of a monument. - Looks can be deceiving. It's very soft. 343 00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:09,334 You sink into it like in a cloud. Shall I put on some music? 344 00:33:10,209 --> 00:33:13,209 Don't judge a book by its cover. I seem like a shy guy. 345 00:33:13,209 --> 00:33:17,501 - And instead? - Instead I really am. 346 00:33:17,501 --> 00:33:18,959 What a dear. 347 00:33:21,376 --> 00:33:25,376 - Don't worry. - I'm not worried. I just... 348 00:33:25,376 --> 00:33:29,084 Be quiet, darling. I'm here now. Leave everything to me. 349 00:34:26,334 --> 00:34:29,543 - You're such a good kisser, Gianni. - Scuba diving lessons. 350 00:34:51,084 --> 00:34:54,501 Enjoy your cigarette. You have five minutes to rest. 351 00:34:56,834 --> 00:35:01,418 You know what's wrong with your place, tiger? It's effeminate, ridiculous. 352 00:35:01,418 --> 00:35:04,918 The swing, all the soft couches, the bed that's not a bed. 353 00:35:04,918 --> 00:35:10,501 But then you live in it. Get some rest, I'll take a shower. 354 00:35:51,501 --> 00:35:54,209 I'm going to devour you. 355 00:35:57,001 --> 00:35:58,584 Kiss me. 356 00:37:44,626 --> 00:37:50,834 Gianni, my sweet, thoughtful, shy man. I've disappointed you, haven't I? 357 00:37:50,834 --> 00:37:53,793 Just wait, and you'll see. 358 00:37:55,668 --> 00:37:57,668 I won't leave you with a bad memory. 359 00:37:57,668 --> 00:38:02,459 No, please. It's been a wonderful night. An unforgettable night. 360 00:38:02,459 --> 00:38:05,709 - I'm serious. - Kiss me. 361 00:38:05,709 --> 00:38:09,459 Gianni, silly man, falling off the swing. 362 00:38:09,459 --> 00:38:13,334 - What happened to your forehead? - Your nails are a bit long. 363 00:38:13,334 --> 00:38:16,168 It's the jaguar style. It's all the rage. 364 00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:19,918 - In the jungle, perhaps. - The smell of blood is so arousing. 365 00:38:19,918 --> 00:38:22,668 You get aroused so easily. Let me go disinfect my cut. 366 00:38:22,668 --> 00:38:26,168 The jaguar's scratch is unforgiving. Sit down. Be a good girl. 367 00:38:26,168 --> 00:38:30,376 I'll be right back. If you feel like reading, there's the phone book. 368 00:38:36,834 --> 00:38:40,543 - Why don't I ever meet girls like her? - You're fat. 369 00:38:40,543 --> 00:38:45,334 - What do we have to do to become shy? - There's nothing easier. 370 00:38:45,334 --> 00:38:49,543 Either you're born that way, like me, or you go for girls with raging hormones. 371 00:38:49,543 --> 00:38:51,209 - Like your tigress? - Precisely. 372 00:38:51,209 --> 00:38:54,543 - I'm pretty shy, too. - Shut up. You're fat. 373 00:38:54,543 --> 00:38:57,084 - You were saying, about the scratch... - I was locked in the bathroom. 374 00:38:57,084 --> 00:39:01,584 I thought I was covered in blood. Meanwhile, I was catching my breath. 375 00:39:01,584 --> 00:39:03,751 It was finally time to take her home. 376 00:39:12,459 --> 00:39:16,168 Come here, my little scratch scratch, and let me lick your wounds. 377 00:39:16,709 --> 00:39:20,001 - Tina. - The jaguar wants to be forgiven. 378 00:39:20,001 --> 00:39:25,126 - Can you guess how, you sexy man? - No. I mean, I can imagine. 379 00:39:25,126 --> 00:39:30,418 The jaguar needs to calm down. Isn't it a bit late? 380 00:39:30,418 --> 00:39:36,876 - Your shyness really turns me on. - You really do have a hair trigger. 381 00:39:36,876 --> 00:39:43,501 You're absolutely right. Good idea. Would you light a cigarette? 382 00:39:43,501 --> 00:39:47,209 Just one. And when you're ready, come here and give me a drag. 383 00:39:48,501 --> 00:39:53,918 What have you done to my baser instincts? I had a good time here tonight. 384 00:39:53,918 --> 00:39:56,376 Why am I still filled with desire? 385 00:39:57,876 --> 00:40:03,543 There. And seeing you approach, my body is filled with hot shivers. 386 00:40:05,293 --> 00:40:08,793 Why are you stopping there? My baser instincts are offended. 387 00:40:09,584 --> 00:40:12,043 I want to admire you, to remember your whole body. 388 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:15,501 After this crazy night, I want to remember your mouth, 389 00:40:15,501 --> 00:40:21,709 your eyes, your fabulous, naughty-girl body. 390 00:40:22,751 --> 00:40:25,418 - Are you still mad about the scratch? - No. 391 00:40:25,418 --> 00:40:28,376 But you've changed. You're like a candy still inside its wrapper. 392 00:40:28,376 --> 00:40:29,959 - It's your imagination. - Is it? 393 00:40:31,251 --> 00:40:35,168 - You're so beautiful. - Come here and give me a drag. 394 00:42:55,751 --> 00:42:57,751 Sweetheart, I'm not a machine. 395 00:43:04,709 --> 00:43:08,834 Are you going to leave me here with all this unfulfilled desire? 396 00:43:08,834 --> 00:43:11,293 - Come back to your woman. - Just a minute. 397 00:43:11,293 --> 00:43:14,918 - Hi, what a surprise. - Hello to Gianni Scarface. 398 00:43:14,918 --> 00:43:16,376 - It was a jaguar. - What happened, Gianni? 399 00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:17,709 - Come on in. - Did you get a scratch? 400 00:43:17,709 --> 00:43:20,501 - That's right. - A friend of mine kicked a lion. 401 00:43:20,501 --> 00:43:24,334 - He took it for a Saint Bernard. - It's such a pleasure to see you. 402 00:43:24,334 --> 00:43:26,918 - Muscle man, what are you doing? - Tina. 403 00:43:26,918 --> 00:43:31,501 - What is it now? - Come in here and meet my friends. 404 00:43:31,501 --> 00:43:34,084 - Right now? - See, she likes you already. 405 00:43:34,084 --> 00:43:35,293 Sure sounds like it. 406 00:43:35,293 --> 00:43:38,918 - Then what? - The four of us chatted for half an hour. 407 00:43:40,543 --> 00:43:44,126 - And finally, I took her home. - You must be tired. 408 00:43:45,126 --> 00:43:47,418 - That's the best way to lose weight. - Very funny. 409 00:43:52,293 --> 00:43:55,043 I could start over. But in a year or two. 410 00:43:55,043 --> 00:43:56,501 - That's what I thought. - Good night. 411 00:43:57,543 --> 00:43:59,376 I wouldn't mind being shy like him. 412 00:44:12,209 --> 00:44:14,959 - Good morning, Mr. Prada. - Good morning. 413 00:44:18,043 --> 00:44:19,876 - Is that him? - Why don't you yell a little louder? 414 00:44:19,876 --> 00:44:22,209 - Did you see him last night? - It was crazy! 415 00:44:22,209 --> 00:44:24,918 - Tell me everything. - You can't say a word, though. 416 00:44:24,918 --> 00:44:28,709 It's a trade secret. You could get me kicked out of the union. 417 00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:31,168 - Where are you taking me? - To my office. 418 00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:34,376 You have an office? My mother got it all wrong. 419 00:44:34,376 --> 00:44:38,126 - She made me study to be a milkman. - She's not the one who made the mistake. 420 00:44:38,126 --> 00:44:41,376 That was your father, on the fateful day of your conception. 421 00:44:43,918 --> 00:44:46,959 Are these the women you supposedly sleep with? 422 00:44:46,959 --> 00:44:50,126 What do you know? You numskull milkman. 423 00:44:50,126 --> 00:44:52,293 - Are they souvenirs? - Yup. 424 00:44:52,293 --> 00:44:54,584 - You mean all these women... - Have been in this room. 425 00:44:54,584 --> 00:44:59,209 - Wow. - Some for love, some for money. 426 00:44:59,209 --> 00:45:01,334 Last night, that German girl had just left, 427 00:45:01,334 --> 00:45:04,126 when the doorbell rang and I had to go open the gate. 428 00:45:04,126 --> 00:45:06,001 - It was him. - Was he alone? 429 00:45:06,001 --> 00:45:07,293 - No. - With a man? 430 00:45:07,293 --> 00:45:10,001 - With a woman. - What? You mean a transvestite? 431 00:45:10,001 --> 00:45:13,126 What transvestite? A real woman. And what a woman! 432 00:45:13,126 --> 00:45:16,084 - So? I want details. - Let me get a word in. 433 00:45:16,084 --> 00:45:20,418 - Right. I'm sorry. - You only know about milk, my friend. 434 00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:25,834 He has a different woman every night. And you should see these babes! 435 00:45:25,834 --> 00:45:30,293 In fact, they're so hot, I wait for them to get in the elevator, 436 00:45:31,084 --> 00:45:33,126 and then, I run all the way up to the roof deck. 437 00:45:57,001 --> 00:46:00,668 - Why did you stop talking? - Shut up. Let me watch. 438 00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:05,668 - I almost forgot. - What? 439 00:46:06,668 --> 00:46:09,543 I have to make a phone call. It'll just take a minute. 440 00:46:09,543 --> 00:46:10,918 I'm sorry, but it's important. 441 00:46:11,501 --> 00:46:12,876 But... 442 00:46:22,834 --> 00:46:25,543 There you are. I'm home. 443 00:46:27,293 --> 00:46:29,001 Of course, I'm expecting you. 444 00:46:30,209 --> 00:46:33,751 - Bring Esmeralda, too. - You're inviting friends over? Now? 445 00:46:33,751 --> 00:46:35,626 Only for a few minutes. 446 00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:38,251 And now, excuse me for a moment. Why don't you make us some Martinis? 447 00:46:38,251 --> 00:46:42,043 - Isn't it a bit strange to...? - No, it's not strange. Just a minute. 448 00:46:44,459 --> 00:46:46,959 - So he walked out on her? - Shut up. Hang on a second. 449 00:47:57,459 --> 00:47:58,293 Yes. 450 00:48:07,334 --> 00:48:11,418 - Dear, you haven't told me if you like me. - What, are you modeling clothes now? 451 00:48:11,959 --> 00:48:14,543 - Darling, it's a very slimming outfit. - Thank you. 452 00:48:14,543 --> 00:48:18,668 It might as well be painted on. Here you go. 453 00:48:18,668 --> 00:48:20,543 - Not bad, right? - Uh-huh. 454 00:48:20,543 --> 00:48:21,959 Cheers. 455 00:48:24,334 --> 00:48:26,334 - Shall we put on some music? - Yes. 456 00:48:26,334 --> 00:48:28,918 - Something we can dance to. - Mm-hmm. 457 00:48:37,459 --> 00:48:42,126 What a woman. So passionate. Would you like to dance? 458 00:48:56,793 --> 00:48:58,918 - So all they did was dance? - No. 459 00:48:59,459 --> 00:49:01,793 - Why are you taking off your glasses? - I have to clean them. 460 00:49:01,793 --> 00:49:03,668 I don't have windshield wipers, you know. 461 00:49:04,501 --> 00:49:09,126 Darling, I feel your strong, mature body. Hold me tight, cling to me. 462 00:49:09,126 --> 00:49:11,584 Do you have any idea the things we could do? 463 00:49:12,668 --> 00:49:17,209 Dear, you will be fulfilled. Be patient. Let's warm the engine. 464 00:49:17,209 --> 00:49:19,668 My engine's already overheating. How annoying. 465 00:49:19,668 --> 00:49:22,459 - I'll get it. - Five minutes and we're kicking them out. 466 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:25,959 - Hi, guys! - A new outfit! It looks great. 467 00:49:25,959 --> 00:49:29,209 These are my favorite colors. Darling, these are my friends. 468 00:49:29,209 --> 00:49:32,501 - Nice to meet you. - Giorgio, Esmeralda, Tina. 469 00:49:32,501 --> 00:49:34,668 - Tina, I love you already. - Come on in. 470 00:49:34,668 --> 00:49:37,293 - You're so sexy. - It's a new outfit. I had it custom made. 471 00:49:37,293 --> 00:49:40,251 - It looks great. Is he expensive? - Not at all. He charges by the hour. 472 00:49:40,251 --> 00:49:43,668 - Collangeli made this one for me. - Collangeli is expensive. 473 00:49:43,668 --> 00:49:45,959 - Yes, but he's a huge man. - Have a seat. 474 00:49:45,959 --> 00:49:47,459 Would you like a drink? 475 00:49:48,376 --> 00:49:49,501 - Esmeralda. - Yes? 476 00:49:49,501 --> 00:49:51,584 - Would you like a drink? - A Martini, heavy on the gin. 477 00:49:51,584 --> 00:49:53,543 - All right. - Make it a whiskey. 478 00:49:53,543 --> 00:49:56,876 - Tina, what's your opinion on sex? - I don't really have one. 479 00:49:56,876 --> 00:49:59,918 - May I suggest one? - What do they see in breasts? 480 00:49:59,918 --> 00:50:04,084 - Industrial scale milk producers. - She was rubbing all up against me. 481 00:50:04,709 --> 00:50:07,043 You can imagine. I was so embarrassed. 482 00:50:08,251 --> 00:50:11,168 - Animal. - Don't get upset. She came onto me. 483 00:50:11,168 --> 00:50:15,001 Are you jealous, now? You have to trust me. 484 00:50:15,001 --> 00:50:18,043 - Stop it. You're a whore. - If you don't calm down, it's over. 485 00:50:18,043 --> 00:50:21,001 I'll change the record. Here's your whiskey, sis. 486 00:50:21,001 --> 00:50:23,168 - She's your sister? - No, my brother. 487 00:50:23,834 --> 00:50:26,918 - Thanks, blondie. - Let's dance. It's a wild shake. 488 00:50:34,209 --> 00:50:38,168 - Won't you join us, Gianni? - No, let the delicate flower drink. 489 00:50:38,168 --> 00:50:40,584 He may be drinking, but I came here with him. 490 00:50:40,584 --> 00:50:44,084 - We all make mistakes sometimes. - No, please, excuse me. 491 00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:45,376 - Where are you going? - Gianni. 492 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,251 - He's busy. - What are you doing here all alone? 493 00:50:47,251 --> 00:50:49,543 - Come on. Come dance with me. - What a drag. 494 00:50:51,209 --> 00:50:55,084 - Dance then. Spin around. - You're always flirting. 495 00:50:55,084 --> 00:50:56,251 No, no, no. 496 00:51:01,126 --> 00:51:04,543 - Do you live far away? - Not far enough. 497 00:51:04,543 --> 00:51:07,209 - You're a model. Maybe even an actress. - Uh-uh. 498 00:51:07,209 --> 00:51:10,584 You could become one. I know everyone. Do you want my help? 499 00:51:10,584 --> 00:51:13,376 - What are those two doing? - Guess. 500 00:51:13,376 --> 00:51:17,001 - They're dancing by themselves? - They do a lot of things by themselves. 501 00:51:17,001 --> 00:51:19,959 I'm getting fed up now. What kind of manners are these? 502 00:51:19,959 --> 00:51:22,209 - Didn't they fill you in? - The dance is over. 503 00:51:22,209 --> 00:51:26,793 - And I'm all out of patience. - Right. We have business to discuss. 504 00:51:26,793 --> 00:51:30,084 - Right, Gianni? - Yes. I don't know what's eating her. 505 00:51:30,084 --> 00:51:33,293 - Gianni, you're doing business now? - After you. 506 00:51:33,293 --> 00:51:36,543 Darling, why do you think babies are born in cabbage patches? 507 00:51:36,543 --> 00:51:38,293 Because there's no such thing as a faggot patch. 508 00:51:40,043 --> 00:51:42,626 Boy is she dumb. She still didn't get it? 509 00:51:43,501 --> 00:51:46,043 At the end of the day, women are still women. 510 00:51:46,043 --> 00:51:48,709 Actually, sometimes even men are women. 511 00:51:48,709 --> 00:51:54,251 I may be old fashioned, but without women, I might as well be without air. 512 00:51:54,251 --> 00:51:57,126 I'm without air, with your cigar smoke. 513 00:51:57,126 --> 00:51:59,543 - What about marijuana smokers? - Mari-what? 514 00:51:59,543 --> 00:52:03,168 I don't know. I read about it. Maybe it's a spice, like cloves. 515 00:52:03,168 --> 00:52:06,709 - Go on with the story. - Hey, hold your horses. 516 00:52:06,709 --> 00:52:08,709 If I wait any longer, my milk will turn into cheese. 517 00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:10,001 - You can leave, you know. - No. 518 00:52:10,001 --> 00:52:12,543 Then let's get something straight. There was the homosexual guy. 519 00:52:12,543 --> 00:52:16,084 Then there was the sexual woman, or the pervert, or whatever. 520 00:52:16,084 --> 00:52:20,334 - So she's a les. - What a waste, these sexual women. 521 00:52:25,293 --> 00:52:26,959 We'd better turn it off. 522 00:53:08,376 --> 00:53:11,668 Do you have to stare at me like that? Is something wrong with me? 523 00:53:11,668 --> 00:53:13,626 - On the contrary. - What, then? 524 00:53:13,626 --> 00:53:18,043 I'm looking at a girl who could go far, because she's got beauty and class. 525 00:53:18,043 --> 00:53:21,459 - Far how? - You could do anything. Films, fashion. 526 00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,251 You might even marry a celebrity. 527 00:53:25,668 --> 00:53:28,626 - Like Onassis, you mean? - Exactly. Even him. 528 00:53:28,626 --> 00:53:33,084 - What about Jackie? - Shelved. She's last year's model. 529 00:53:33,084 --> 00:53:36,168 - I wouldn't marry him, if I were you. - No way, I get seasick. 530 00:53:36,168 --> 00:53:41,293 You could do better, if you're ambitious and very, very uninhibited. 531 00:53:42,584 --> 00:53:46,584 - Enough to sleep with a famous man? - Or with a famous woman. 532 00:53:46,584 --> 00:53:47,793 - A woman? - Of course. 533 00:53:47,793 --> 00:53:50,334 - Are you crazy? - No, I'm a woman of my time. 534 00:53:50,334 --> 00:53:53,168 Don't you go to the movies? Read books? Go to the theater? 535 00:53:53,168 --> 00:53:56,543 - Yes, but I like men. - Well, good luck finding one. 536 00:53:56,543 --> 00:54:00,043 But whether you sleep with a man or a woman, it's always fun. 537 00:54:00,043 --> 00:54:02,126 It's a matter of combining business with pleasure. 538 00:54:02,126 --> 00:54:04,626 - Do you think that's appropriate? - No, I think it's smart. 539 00:54:04,626 --> 00:54:06,334 Why let yourself go to waste? 540 00:54:06,334 --> 00:54:09,293 You drive both men and women crazy. Take advantage of it. 541 00:54:10,418 --> 00:54:13,834 Making love is a healthy form of exercise. 542 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:17,751 It can give you pleasure, money, and success. 543 00:54:19,084 --> 00:54:25,293 I feel like an athlete, but I like to work out with the man of my choice. 544 00:54:25,293 --> 00:54:27,501 - Like Gianni? - Why, don't you like Gianni? 545 00:54:27,501 --> 00:54:31,626 I like him, but you won't get lucky with him. You're not his type. 546 00:54:31,626 --> 00:54:35,376 You're not a fireman. You don't have a mustache or a hairy chest. 547 00:54:35,376 --> 00:54:37,293 And guess what else you don't have? 548 00:54:39,001 --> 00:54:42,876 I'm sorry, but I don't believe you. That's just the way he appears. 549 00:54:45,334 --> 00:54:48,543 Perhaps. He has good taste in women. 550 00:54:50,709 --> 00:54:53,793 And this time he's beaten all previous records. 551 00:54:55,168 --> 00:55:00,793 Thank you. It's rare for a woman to compliment another like a man. 552 00:55:01,334 --> 00:55:02,709 Unless she has ulterior motives. 553 00:55:02,709 --> 00:55:06,126 Darling, I would be an idiot if I acted without a motive. 554 00:55:06,126 --> 00:55:09,376 First, I want to arouse your curiosity, so that later I can enlighten you. 555 00:55:09,376 --> 00:55:12,876 And if after all this hard work, instead of a cup of hot broth, 556 00:55:12,876 --> 00:55:15,334 I enjoy a healthy workout. Ask Gianni. 557 00:55:15,334 --> 00:55:17,251 There's nothing wrong with that. 558 00:55:17,251 --> 00:55:20,876 Gianni's taste is so refined that he wouldn't even be surprised. 559 00:55:21,668 --> 00:55:25,751 You know, I don't really understand you. But I don't like how you speak of Gianni. 560 00:55:25,751 --> 00:55:28,709 If his taste is so refined, that's a good thing. 561 00:55:28,709 --> 00:55:31,376 - It just makes him more elegant. - Well said, Snow White. 562 00:55:31,376 --> 00:55:33,084 It's merely a question of elegance. 563 00:55:33,084 --> 00:55:35,793 He wouldn't think it elegant to make love to you. 564 00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:39,584 I, on the other hand, would not hesitate. 565 00:55:40,168 --> 00:55:42,876 - I'm just saying. - Okay, but let's change the subject. 566 00:55:42,876 --> 00:55:44,584 - Are you insulted? - Yes, I am. 567 00:55:44,584 --> 00:55:48,793 Because I think you're beautiful? Okay, Snow White, what shall we talk about? 568 00:55:48,793 --> 00:55:50,918 - Gianni. - Gianni? 569 00:55:50,918 --> 00:55:53,793 - What if you're disappointed? - Tell me everything you know about him. 570 00:55:53,793 --> 00:55:57,376 - I met him three years ago. - Did you sleep with him? 571 00:55:57,376 --> 00:56:02,626 Actually, it didn't even cross my mind. I met him at a club. 572 00:56:03,751 --> 00:56:06,459 - A club for peculiar people. - What do you mean? 573 00:56:07,584 --> 00:56:09,209 Very strange people. 574 00:56:11,001 --> 00:56:15,334 You three, put your hands in the air and take your positions, okay? 575 00:56:15,334 --> 00:56:19,793 Hold the position, please. Hold still, as still as statues. 576 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:22,918 Second position, yes. Very nice. 577 00:57:48,834 --> 00:57:52,293 - If I were a man I would adore you. - Well, if I were a woman... 578 00:57:53,668 --> 00:57:57,084 Look at that dreamboat over there. Did he just step out of a western? 579 00:57:58,418 --> 00:58:00,876 We don't do such things in Switzerland. 580 00:58:02,501 --> 00:58:04,626 - What do you see in her? - A lot of things. 581 00:58:04,626 --> 00:58:05,709 Whatever. 582 00:58:07,418 --> 00:58:10,001 Who should make the first move? You know, you're really nuts. 583 00:58:10,001 --> 00:58:11,126 Okay, you can have her. 584 00:58:42,043 --> 00:58:43,334 Good evening. 585 00:58:45,459 --> 00:58:50,418 - Are you bored, Curly, all by yourself? - Nein, danke. I not here alone. 586 00:58:50,418 --> 00:58:53,334 I come here with Gianni. 587 00:58:53,334 --> 00:58:56,001 Look, isn't this exciting? 588 00:58:56,001 --> 00:58:58,668 - What is it? - Excuse me. 589 00:58:58,668 --> 00:59:00,251 Hello, dear. 590 00:59:00,876 --> 00:59:05,876 You know Gianni? He nice man. He no touch ass just because I Swiss. 591 00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:10,793 - Here men are not so banal. - This true also in Switzerland. 592 00:59:10,793 --> 00:59:12,834 Would you like a caramel ice cream or a hazelnut chocolate? 593 00:59:12,834 --> 00:59:16,543 - Could I also have some orange juice? - You'll have that and much more. 594 00:59:16,543 --> 00:59:19,751 You is very nice. Have you ever been to Switzerland? 595 00:59:20,751 --> 00:59:22,501 - Many cows. - But you're so young. 596 00:59:23,376 --> 00:59:27,501 What are you doing? Get back in position. 597 00:59:27,501 --> 00:59:31,876 Just like before. Hands above your heads. 598 00:59:31,876 --> 00:59:36,293 Second position, yes. I've never been so disappointed. 599 00:59:36,959 --> 00:59:39,084 You're naked, but you're not sexy. 600 00:59:39,668 --> 00:59:42,126 You're acting as if this were your military check-up. 601 00:59:46,709 --> 00:59:50,126 - Me come in here? - Yes, Curly. 602 00:59:50,126 --> 00:59:52,834 - Thank you. - It's a photographer's studio. 603 00:59:54,334 --> 00:59:57,459 - No one will bother us here. - I like this. 604 00:59:57,459 --> 01:00:02,251 You take my picture here? I no go to hairdresser. My curls not done. 605 01:00:02,251 --> 01:00:05,709 Relax, Curly. Everything will be fine. You'll see. 606 01:00:07,001 --> 01:00:08,376 You know what we're going to do? 607 01:00:08,376 --> 01:00:11,459 Let's take a photo. Actually, I already have a model in mind. 608 01:00:11,459 --> 01:00:13,459 You'll see. You'll have a smashing career. 609 01:00:14,001 --> 01:00:15,418 - Dear, here. - Yes? 610 01:00:15,418 --> 01:00:16,918 - Just a minute. - What can I do for you? 611 01:00:16,918 --> 01:00:18,959 A test for this handsome young man. 612 01:00:18,959 --> 01:00:20,668 - A close-up. - Yes, sir. 613 01:00:20,668 --> 01:00:23,043 And a full body. But make him look his best. 614 01:00:23,043 --> 01:00:25,084 - Of course, sir. - It's important to me. 615 01:00:25,084 --> 01:00:26,376 - You'll see. - Please, come with me. 616 01:00:26,376 --> 01:00:28,626 Tomorrow would have been better. I was with a girl... 617 01:00:28,626 --> 01:00:30,084 - This way. - ...but I don't see her. 618 01:00:30,668 --> 01:00:36,584 You're not just beautiful. You're spectacularly elegant. 619 01:00:36,918 --> 01:00:39,668 - Would you like your photo on the cover? - Yes. 620 01:00:39,668 --> 01:00:43,043 - You just have to want it. - It's always been my dream. 621 01:00:43,043 --> 01:00:45,751 - I will clear the way for you. - Really? 622 01:00:46,501 --> 01:00:50,168 I'll teach you entirely new things. We may still be in time. 623 01:00:50,168 --> 01:00:52,793 - Come with me. Look, look. - Here? 624 01:00:54,459 --> 01:00:57,251 We may still be in time for a prestigious weekly. 625 01:00:57,251 --> 01:01:00,251 - Really? Which one? - Sex on the Farm. 626 01:01:00,251 --> 01:01:03,126 - Two million subscribers. - Wow. 627 01:01:03,126 --> 01:01:07,251 - Can I buy a copy? - They would like nothing better. 628 01:01:08,876 --> 01:01:10,959 - Make a sexy pose. - Like this? 629 01:01:10,959 --> 01:01:14,543 You're so firm, darling. Hold it right there. You're fabulous. 630 01:01:14,543 --> 01:01:19,376 - Don't move. This is going to be great. - I do other sexy poses in Switzerland. 631 01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:21,501 - So you're an expert. - Like this? 632 01:01:21,501 --> 01:01:24,251 Do whatever you want. But stop wiggling, you heifer. 633 01:01:24,251 --> 01:01:26,668 I'm Mediterranean and I'll get aroused. 634 01:01:27,709 --> 01:01:31,543 You're so beautiful. One more. Hold it. One more. 635 01:01:32,168 --> 01:01:36,709 Darling, you're making me so horny. Hold still. Your skin is flawless. 636 01:01:36,709 --> 01:01:38,793 - My skin? - It's out of this world. 637 01:01:39,459 --> 01:01:42,251 - Get undressed. - Who, me? 638 01:01:42,251 --> 01:01:44,126 - Of course. - Me get undressed, here? 639 01:01:44,126 --> 01:01:49,418 - Yes, take your dress off. - I no do this. I naked underneath. 640 01:01:49,418 --> 01:01:51,376 - Let's have a look. - Almost naked. 641 01:01:51,376 --> 01:01:54,251 Darling, we're both women. I've seen so many girls naked. 642 01:01:54,251 --> 01:01:58,876 You no look. I never get undressed in Switzerland in public. 643 01:01:58,876 --> 01:02:02,376 You can do it. You're so beautiful. You'll look even better naked. 644 01:02:03,501 --> 01:02:07,793 You don't wear a bra. Of course, you don't need one. 645 01:02:07,793 --> 01:02:11,126 - I do... I do this? - Move around. Let yourself go. 646 01:02:11,126 --> 01:02:14,126 Is this better? Or you want other positions? 647 01:02:14,126 --> 01:02:16,584 - Yes, yes. - This position? 648 01:02:16,584 --> 01:02:20,168 - Try another one, as well, dear. - I know many positions. Is this better? 649 01:02:20,168 --> 01:02:23,709 - Any position. - What you say you want, I do. 650 01:02:23,709 --> 01:02:25,751 - Really? - What you want from me? 651 01:02:25,751 --> 01:02:28,668 You'll see, darling. And you'll like it. 652 01:02:30,126 --> 01:02:33,418 In other words, I met Gianni in a den of perverts. 653 01:02:33,418 --> 01:02:37,251 - Yes, but he was there with a girl. - He was with a girl tonight, as well. 654 01:02:41,709 --> 01:02:43,834 Wake up, Snow White. 655 01:02:43,834 --> 01:02:46,793 You came here to make love with Gianni, but no dice. 656 01:02:46,793 --> 01:02:49,459 Tell me, dummy, must you make love only with a man? 657 01:02:49,459 --> 01:02:52,168 I've never done the sordid things you're talking about. 658 01:02:53,126 --> 01:02:55,918 If you've never done them, how do you know they're sordid? 659 01:02:55,918 --> 01:03:00,043 I used to be like you. I only slept with men. 660 01:03:00,668 --> 01:03:04,876 Then one day I met a woman. She was so sweet and tender. 661 01:03:04,876 --> 01:03:09,209 - After that, I stopped sleeping with men. - Well, I guess we're different. 662 01:03:09,209 --> 01:03:14,209 - I like Gianni. - That's bad. Very bad. 663 01:03:14,668 --> 01:03:16,793 Gianni doesn't love you. He loves Giorgio. 664 01:03:18,293 --> 01:03:21,418 - What are you insinuating? That Gianni... - Exactly. 665 01:03:21,418 --> 01:03:26,668 - That he's abnormal. - Darling, there are more precise terms. 666 01:03:26,668 --> 01:03:30,043 - Open the door, and you'll see. - There's no way those two... 667 01:03:30,043 --> 01:03:34,709 I wouldn't bet on it. See for yourself. Go on. 668 01:03:56,293 --> 01:03:58,251 I can't believe it. 669 01:04:10,751 --> 01:04:12,418 Poor thing. 670 01:04:15,084 --> 01:04:17,751 Come on. I had to do it. 671 01:04:17,751 --> 01:04:22,376 It's absurd. It's so unfair. 672 01:04:22,376 --> 01:04:27,084 I'm sorry. One man is disgusting enough. Imagine two of them. 673 01:04:28,751 --> 01:04:33,043 Where have I ended up? I want to leave. I want to leave! 674 01:04:34,918 --> 01:04:40,668 I didn't think there were people like you in the world. 675 01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:44,584 You think we're monsters just because we have a different way of making love? 676 01:04:44,584 --> 01:04:49,001 How did we become this way? I've slept with a thousand men. 677 01:04:49,001 --> 01:04:50,834 You've never slept with a woman, though. 678 01:04:51,709 --> 01:04:52,709 - The thingy. - What? 679 01:04:52,709 --> 01:04:56,168 - The thingy. I can't find it. - It's just getting interesting. 680 01:04:56,168 --> 01:04:57,334 I have to go get it. 681 01:05:22,959 --> 01:05:26,001 - What are you going to get? - Damn it, the thingy. 682 01:05:26,001 --> 01:05:28,751 - The thing you take to the races. - Oh, a horse. 683 01:05:28,751 --> 01:05:31,293 - You need a horse on the roof deck? - What horse? 684 01:05:31,293 --> 01:05:35,793 Would I have a horse in a drawer? No, that thing you take to the opera. 685 01:05:35,793 --> 01:05:38,543 - The opera? Oh, the truck-sedo. - The what? 686 01:05:38,543 --> 01:05:41,751 The truck-sedo, the black suit with the hard shirt on your stomach. 687 01:05:41,751 --> 01:05:44,209 - Oh, a tuxedo. - What did I say? 688 01:05:44,209 --> 01:05:47,793 Get out of here. I'm looking for the thingy. Maybe it's up there. 689 01:05:47,793 --> 01:05:50,459 - A tuxedo on the roof deck. - That's what I was saying. 690 01:05:50,459 --> 01:05:53,168 If you don't need it, why waste time? You can look for it tomorrow. 691 01:05:53,168 --> 01:05:55,459 Tomorrow! Where the heck did I put it? 692 01:05:55,459 --> 01:05:59,876 The thingy they have in the navy, where you focus by turning the wheel. 693 01:05:59,876 --> 01:06:03,084 Oh, a cannon. Are you crazy, going up to the roof with a cannon? 694 01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:06,084 What cannon? Here it is. What's it called? 695 01:06:06,084 --> 01:06:08,918 Oh, binoculars. Why didn't you say so? 696 01:06:08,918 --> 01:06:10,709 The thing you take to the theater and the races. 697 01:06:10,709 --> 01:06:12,959 Hurry up. We're going to miss the best part. 698 01:06:32,876 --> 01:06:38,626 - Hurry up. Can't you go faster? - This is like an obstacle course. 699 01:06:39,876 --> 01:06:43,834 Finally. Wow, what a clear image. 700 01:06:43,834 --> 01:06:45,709 - What do you see? - Nothing. 701 01:07:30,126 --> 01:07:32,459 - A feather. - You're looking at a feather? 702 01:07:32,459 --> 01:07:34,376 - But she's naked. - Naked? 703 01:07:34,376 --> 01:07:36,918 - Why did you put the binoculars down? - They're fogging up. 704 01:07:40,793 --> 01:07:44,293 - No! - It's so good. Just a little longer. 705 01:07:44,293 --> 01:07:46,084 - Please, just a little longer. - No! 706 01:07:46,084 --> 01:07:47,668 Why not? It's so good. 707 01:07:48,626 --> 01:07:51,709 Keep it down. People are sleeping. 708 01:07:51,709 --> 01:07:56,251 Oh, yeah? Well, then let's wake them up. Let go of my dress! 709 01:07:56,251 --> 01:08:00,501 You ripped it, damn you. You disgust me! You're disgusting! 710 01:08:01,584 --> 01:08:04,584 Let go of me, you pig! Let go! 711 01:08:05,334 --> 01:08:09,834 - You can't see anything? - Sure. It's hilarious! 712 01:08:09,834 --> 01:08:14,959 - Let go of me, you sleazeball. - Let Esmeralda get a good look at you. 713 01:08:14,959 --> 01:08:17,459 Earlier you were rubbing up against me like a bitch in heat. 714 01:08:17,459 --> 01:08:21,001 If you have an itch, why not let Esmeralda scratch it? 715 01:08:21,918 --> 01:08:25,043 Esmeralda is very experienced. Ouch! 716 01:08:25,043 --> 01:08:26,418 I left my mark on you. 717 01:08:26,418 --> 01:08:29,709 Why didn't you intervene? You're the doorman. 718 01:08:29,709 --> 01:08:32,001 Who, me? This stuff happens every night. 719 01:08:32,001 --> 01:08:35,668 - Is all this stuff true? - Of course. I saw it with my own eyes. 720 01:08:41,626 --> 01:08:44,751 None of this is true. Or, if you wish, it's all true. 721 01:08:45,376 --> 01:08:50,584 Three different versions: his, hers, the doorman's. 722 01:08:51,543 --> 01:08:53,876 Which do you believe, huh? 723 01:08:55,084 --> 01:08:58,584 Which of the three told the truth? Who lied? Huh? 724 01:09:00,501 --> 01:09:05,626 Let's see. It rains for 40 days and 40 nights. 725 01:09:05,626 --> 01:09:08,959 It's the great flood. Do you remember Noah's Ark? 726 01:09:08,959 --> 01:09:13,751 It was a rather important event. And those who survived thanks to the ark, 727 01:09:13,751 --> 01:09:18,001 certainly didn't give entirely different versions of the story. 728 01:09:18,001 --> 01:09:24,584 And yet, even in reference to the flood, each witness must have told his own tale. 729 01:09:24,584 --> 01:09:28,459 Look. Let's pretend that this is Noah's wife. 730 01:09:28,459 --> 01:09:33,834 If someone had asked her, "Excuse me. Do you remember what the flood was like?" 731 01:09:34,626 --> 01:09:38,834 Sure I do. Forty days and 40 nights with all those animals. What a stench. 732 01:09:38,834 --> 01:09:42,084 And that's all she would remember about the flood. 733 01:09:43,668 --> 01:09:48,168 Now, let's listen to another witness. 734 01:09:49,168 --> 01:09:52,334 Let's pretend that this is the dove who carried the olive branch. 735 01:09:53,126 --> 01:09:55,876 Let's ask her, "What do you remember of the flood?" 736 01:09:56,793 --> 01:10:00,043 I remember when I came out. It had been raining. 737 01:10:00,043 --> 01:10:05,126 I saw an olive tree where seven male carrier pigeons perched. 738 01:10:06,459 --> 01:10:09,293 Afterwards, I came back with this branch, 739 01:10:09,293 --> 01:10:14,168 my only souvenir of a sweet, unforgettable and too brief great flood. 740 01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:19,293 Yes, it all depends on your point of view. The same thing can be seen differently. 741 01:10:19,293 --> 01:10:24,584 Shall we ask someone else? Let's hear the testimony of a third party. 742 01:10:24,584 --> 01:10:26,584 She, the giraffe. 743 01:10:26,584 --> 01:10:29,418 For 40 days and 40 nights, 744 01:10:29,418 --> 01:10:32,751 on that tiny ark, she was saved together with the other animals. 745 01:10:32,751 --> 01:10:36,251 Who knows if she ever remembered those dramatic 40 days? 746 01:10:36,251 --> 01:10:40,376 The Great Flood? You bet! I still have a stiff neck. 747 01:10:41,626 --> 01:10:47,084 That's right. The Ark was a humble craft, probably a bit too low for a giraffe. 748 01:10:47,084 --> 01:10:49,834 In any case, there are three witnesses. 749 01:10:49,834 --> 01:10:54,334 Each of them experienced the flood, and they each said something different. 750 01:10:54,334 --> 01:10:58,043 But all three told the truth. Each one of them. 751 01:10:58,751 --> 01:11:03,251 Because no one ever sees the same things others see. 752 01:11:04,084 --> 01:11:08,626 These are just blots. Random blots. 753 01:11:09,501 --> 01:11:16,293 And yet, when our patients look at them, they each see something unique. 754 01:11:17,168 --> 01:11:19,043 Something no one else sees. 755 01:11:19,626 --> 01:11:24,626 Something that, since there are no images there, belongs only to them. 756 01:11:25,334 --> 01:11:29,251 Something that he unwittingly projects on the ink blots. 757 01:11:29,251 --> 01:11:34,001 Or something she projects onto them, without realizing it. 758 01:11:34,001 --> 01:11:37,918 Or that the doorman projects, without even being aware of it. 759 01:12:11,251 --> 01:12:14,793 But the truth... The truth is always different. 760 01:12:14,793 --> 01:12:19,668 Are you interested? Let's see how things might have gone. 761 01:12:20,543 --> 01:12:24,126 I'm glad you tripped over my dog. 762 01:12:25,501 --> 01:12:26,834 You're a sadist. 763 01:12:28,709 --> 01:12:33,168 You know something? I wish this day would never end. 764 01:12:39,501 --> 01:12:43,668 We can make it last longer. We can go out tonight. 765 01:12:43,668 --> 01:12:46,918 We could go dancing, or wherever you want to go. 766 01:12:47,459 --> 01:12:49,751 It took you long enough to ask. 767 01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:03,168 - Oh, look at the time. - You're right. 768 01:13:14,959 --> 01:13:18,751 You know, Tina, you're the sweetest and most tender girl I've met. 769 01:13:18,751 --> 01:13:21,418 So are you. You're so nice. 770 01:13:22,209 --> 01:13:26,584 I'm sorry. When I go out, my mother waits up for me. 771 01:13:26,584 --> 01:13:30,418 I don't want to go, but I must ask you to take me home, please. 772 01:13:30,418 --> 01:13:35,334 And this way you can prove to me that you're not one of those gropers. 773 01:13:35,959 --> 01:13:40,168 You're right. I'm glad you noticed. 774 01:13:40,168 --> 01:13:43,668 But I'd like to convince you. 775 01:13:43,668 --> 01:13:47,376 - Won't you come to my place? - To your place? 776 01:13:51,501 --> 01:13:55,626 - You're trying to prove the opposite. - Not at all. Let me finish. 777 01:13:55,626 --> 01:14:01,209 I'll prove to you that I'm serious. And you can prove that you trust me. 778 01:14:04,209 --> 01:14:06,668 You should be a lawyer. 779 01:14:08,084 --> 01:14:11,043 I accept, but on one condition. 780 01:14:11,043 --> 01:14:13,918 - Name it. - The door has to stay open. 781 01:14:14,959 --> 01:14:20,168 It's not that I'm afraid of you, Gianni, but we've had such a lovely time so far. 782 01:14:20,168 --> 01:14:22,293 Wouldn't it be a shame to ruin it? 783 01:14:23,168 --> 01:14:26,293 Did you think Dracula was hiding here? 784 01:14:29,793 --> 01:14:32,918 To everything we are not going to ruin. 785 01:15:08,626 --> 01:15:12,626 - It's time for me to go. - In a while. It's not late. 786 01:15:13,793 --> 01:15:19,876 All right, in a while. I'm not stuck up or prejudiced. 787 01:15:19,876 --> 01:15:25,543 I'm not frigid, not at all. But I like to admire things, 788 01:15:25,543 --> 01:15:28,668 to earn them by desiring them for a very long time. 789 01:15:28,668 --> 01:15:31,709 - Does that upset you? - Not at all. 790 01:15:35,709 --> 01:15:41,584 But if I think of how much I want you, I have already earned you. 791 01:15:42,751 --> 01:15:45,959 I want you too. I feel exactly as you do. 792 01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:51,043 But not yet. Longing is its own kind of joy, right? 793 01:15:56,251 --> 01:16:00,376 Take me home. If you don't hurry up, I'll rape you. 794 01:16:02,251 --> 01:16:03,793 Let's go. 795 01:16:43,209 --> 01:16:45,376 - Damn it. - What's wrong? 796 01:16:45,376 --> 01:16:48,751 I can't get it opened. The lock's jammed again. 797 01:16:52,751 --> 01:16:56,668 I'll have to wake the doorman. I hope he hears the bell. 798 01:17:12,293 --> 01:17:15,501 I don't understand. I'll see if I can wake him up. 799 01:17:15,501 --> 01:17:16,876 I'll wait here. 800 01:17:55,918 --> 01:17:57,959 - There you are. - Gianni. 801 01:17:57,959 --> 01:18:00,709 I knocked and knocked, but no answer. 802 01:18:00,709 --> 01:18:04,793 - What shall we do? - We'll have to wait. 803 01:18:05,709 --> 01:18:09,209 - I'm sorry. - Okay, but we'll have to wait here. 804 01:18:10,626 --> 01:18:14,584 Listen, if I lift you up, do you think you can climb over? 805 01:18:15,584 --> 01:18:18,209 - What about you? - I'd follow you. 806 01:18:18,209 --> 01:18:19,418 Help me up. 807 01:18:23,043 --> 01:18:26,209 Take your time. It's like a ladder, one foot after the other. 808 01:18:26,209 --> 01:18:28,126 The steps are high, though. 809 01:18:30,668 --> 01:18:34,001 Ouch, my foot. What happened to your forehead? 810 01:18:34,001 --> 01:18:36,668 - You scratched me when you fell. - I'm so clumsy. 811 01:18:36,668 --> 01:18:39,543 Don't worry about it. I'm sorry about your dress. 812 01:18:39,543 --> 01:18:44,043 My mother is the only one who will mind. I'll have to tell her a fib. 813 01:18:45,001 --> 01:18:50,084 - Tell her I tried to rape you. - You're nuts. 814 01:18:52,876 --> 01:18:54,418 - It's late. - It's almost 2:00 AM. 815 01:18:56,876 --> 01:19:00,168 - All we can do is wait. Let's sit down. - Good idea. 816 01:19:01,084 --> 01:19:05,959 - She'd never believe you tried to rape me. - Would she believe you fell off a gate? 817 01:19:05,959 --> 01:19:07,501 You're right. 818 01:19:09,376 --> 01:19:11,501 - Are you uncomfortable? - No. 819 01:19:12,376 --> 01:19:15,084 Let's go up to my place. I'll be a good boy. 820 01:19:16,959 --> 01:19:19,001 - I wouldn't be a good girl. - All right, then. 821 01:19:19,001 --> 01:19:20,626 Thank you. 822 01:19:42,793 --> 01:19:45,126 This is not a job. It's slavery. 823 01:19:46,626 --> 01:19:50,543 Who is it? The lock again? I'm coming. 824 01:19:51,334 --> 01:19:54,668 Tomorrow, either they change the lock, or they'll have to change the doorman. 825 01:19:58,751 --> 01:20:03,209 - Does he sleep with his clothes on? - He doesn't sleep. He's a vampire. 826 01:20:03,209 --> 01:20:06,209 Did you have to wait long? I'm sorry. I had to put my cap on. 827 01:20:06,209 --> 01:20:09,501 - Of course, dear. - You're the dear. 828 01:20:09,501 --> 01:20:12,459 I'm the doorman, and you're a dear. Two very different jobs. 829 01:20:12,459 --> 01:20:14,251 There. 830 01:20:15,626 --> 01:20:19,751 See? I'm good at opening the gate. You, a dear, are good at... 831 01:20:19,751 --> 01:20:22,126 - What are you good at? - No comment. 832 01:20:22,126 --> 01:20:25,334 - Excuse me. Don't close it! - Even the benches are fair game. 833 01:20:26,251 --> 01:20:28,918 You've really got stamina, Mr. Gianni. 834 01:20:30,459 --> 01:20:34,584 - How sweet. A man and a woman. - To some they might seem crazy. 835 01:20:34,584 --> 01:20:37,293 - Tomorrow we can tell Spartaco. - Spartaco is in jail. 836 01:20:37,293 --> 01:20:39,501 - A woman reported him. - Why, what did he do to her? 837 01:20:39,501 --> 01:20:42,793 - Not to her, to her husband. - Spartaco is obsessed. 838 01:20:42,793 --> 01:20:44,626 Why does he chase after married men? 839 01:21:05,543 --> 01:21:07,209 Do you believe that? 840 01:21:08,084 --> 01:21:12,376 Do you really think that's how their evening went? 841 01:21:12,376 --> 01:21:16,751 Come on. Would a nice girl go to a man's house at night, 842 01:21:16,751 --> 01:21:21,043 having just met him, provided he leave the door open? 843 01:21:21,043 --> 01:21:24,709 She went up to his place, she's there at this late hour. 844 01:21:24,709 --> 01:21:28,293 She lets him kiss her. If he decides to get rough, 845 01:21:28,293 --> 01:21:29,959 what good is the open door to her? 846 01:21:30,543 --> 01:21:33,584 If she screams, she'll wake the neighbors. They'll call the police, 847 01:21:33,584 --> 01:21:37,959 and she'll get arrested for disturbing the peace and lewd acts, 848 01:21:37,959 --> 01:21:39,918 even if they were performed with the door open. 849 01:21:41,376 --> 01:21:44,709 Besides, do you believe the story of the front yard? 850 01:21:44,709 --> 01:21:48,876 They're locked in. They can't get out. Why not wake a neighbor? 851 01:21:49,668 --> 01:21:52,959 Why doesn't he climb over? Would he really let her fall? 852 01:21:53,626 --> 01:21:57,668 That's not how he got that scratch. That's not how the dress was ripped. 853 01:21:58,543 --> 01:22:01,751 Or perhaps it all seems absurd precisely because it's true. 854 01:22:01,751 --> 01:22:05,043 Or perhaps the truth is something else altogether, who knows? 855 01:22:05,668 --> 01:22:09,501 The only thing we know for sure is that when they got out, 856 01:22:09,501 --> 01:22:11,376 he didn't drive her home. 857 01:22:12,709 --> 01:22:15,876 Nor did she ask it of him. 858 01:22:17,918 --> 01:22:21,418 They drove toward the seaside. They saw the sun come up. 859 01:22:22,168 --> 01:22:26,876 And for the others, but only for others, it was a day like any other. 860 01:22:30,959 --> 01:22:35,751 THE END